Friday, 24 July 2015

Ian Bell - England's fragile cover drive.

'A joy to watch'. 'Nicest cover drive in the business'.  'Shot'. 'As easy on the eye as Gower'. 'Flaky in the head'. 'I wish Bell would stay in because on his day he is arguably the best'. 'Sherminator'. 'Grow a pair you woofter'.

Those sayings alongside pick your own adjective (lucky dip) for the last word are exhaustedly flaunted around our annoyingly gifted number 3 batsman, or does he want to be 4 or 5? At 33, 7000 plus test runs and over 100 caps for England he still plays as if he is playing his debut, wonderful or shockingly abominable. Michael Vaughan mentioned that he has never known anyone who goes from "having such confidence to none at all so quickly".

Bell reminds me of an English sports car, something that needs constant repairs but on its day, bloody class. The exerts of cricket are so pronounced within Bell's mercurial cricketing brain, its about as obvious as seeing the quintessentially English '290*' Alastair Cook experimenting with a reverse hit. With Bell you see the gracefulness that this ancient sport permits yet you also envisage the harsh individual side that is ever more notable for him in the modern game. 

Dayle Hadlee " Ian Bell was the best 16 year old I have ever seen".

If I refer again to Michael Vaughan who after seeing Bell gain his first 50 at Old Trafford during the Ashes 2005, said, "It was great to see Ian Bell get his 50, it will do wonders for his confidence". I am probably stirring here but I'm mid - flow and I could not give a tuppenny do dar, did Vaughan even then, sense Bell's fragility? 

To briefly mention Kevin Pietersen (he who must not be named), only briefly. I'm expecting Andrew Strauss and his KP SWAT team to kick down my door in any minute after mentioning 'you know who'. However, since KP left the team Bell has struggled, check the stats yourself. KP would bat 4 and be the box office player, Bell would then come in and more than likely play at ease under no pressure, as KP was the dominant player. Bell is now the oldest player in the team and I don't think he likes that responsibility of being the key batter and experienced head. Before he had Strauss, KP and Prior, now he's the oldest and must score runs. You can criticise this next comment but I feel there is some truth within it. I know KP was good for Bell, he understood his motives and Bell was not a threat to his status. KP enjoyed supporting the struggling players, predominantly because he loved the one to ones and could speak in the favoured ECB language '#just hit it'.

In the Ashes 2005 series, which by the way is hardly ever mentioned, a young Australian was beginning his career as number 5 much like Ian Bell, it was Michael Clarke. 

Being an international sports player means you’re the best of the best, whatever role/position you occupy you have been selected to fulfil that task. Everything gets over analysed then analysed again, its not as if Journalists love being haters when they write a piece, people won't read anything if it’s all Rose, Champagne and Lords. The players are that good the naked eye has to search for weak links, Bell is therefore a Cricket Journalists dream. When in lovely form he is so pleasing on the eye, the Journalist licks their lips with the graceful adjectives he/she can place alongside his graceful shots. When the man is struggling, words are as sour as his confidence and indecisive shots. He is English cricket in its purest. 'Thou must not sledge, 'Thou must abide by the coaching manual' and 'Thou is too nice for his own darn good'.

The English cricket public need the man to grow a pair and go out and unleash a filthy cover drive to that tattooed up Australian fast bowler or the cleanest of straight drives to their underfed hobbit so called spin bowler. 


I hope his last few years to his career are completed strongly because I would hate to see him suffer when he retires and thinking to himself alone after a few glasses of milk (it would not surprise me with Bell) that 'why did I not just relax more and play the shots with all that ability I had?' As Andrew Flintoff said "It's only when you get to the end of your career that you know the sport".

All frustrations aside, there is not a batter around who can play as beautifully as the boy in a man's body, Ian Bell. 

Thursday, 23 July 2015

Dream Cricket Team From My Generation.

1. Graeme Smith
2. Alistair Cook
3. Ricky Ponting (C)
4. Brian Lara
5. Kevin Pietersen
6. Andrew Flintoff
7. Adam Gilchrist (WC)
8. Shane Warne
9. Brett Lee
10. Dale Steyn
11. Jimmy Anderson

12th Man. Jacques Kallis